Happy Tax Season

Tax season is upon us again. Filling out tax forms can be highly stressfull, so I thought I'd post some tax humor to put a smile on your faces.. Oh, you don't have to thank me, I just did what every intelligent, highly educated, uber-geeky people do .... I just googled it!

I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed. ~Nancie J. Carmody

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund. ~F.J. Raymond


'Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. ~ Unknown( My favorite, very funny!)

it's a good thing we don't get as much government as we pay for. ~ Will Rogers

on filing for tax returns] This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher. ~ Albert Einstein

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'? ~ Rob Knauerhase

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

And a joke:

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."

Bet you didn't know tax time could be this much fun, did you?
May you be blessed with a hefty tax refund.
-D